Day 10 and STOP THE PRESSES!
For something far more important than any diet, see below. Meanwhile,
Breakfast: Yoplait 100
2 mugs of coffee doused with HH 160
Lunch: Raw hot dog furtively consumed behind a computer screen at the college 170
grapes 80
Dinner: WW something or other 280
canteloupe 100
can green beans 60
BreathSavers and fudgcicle 120
TOTAL: 1080
EXERCISE: It was raining, I swear!
OPTIMISM: 9
HUNGER: 7
MAIN BITCH: feeling trapped in a cage
LITTLE VOICE: You're a fool.
And now, may I present Molly Rebecca Motew: ain't she sweet?
love,
Grandma Madonna
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