Snow Day
When you first find out, it's a wonderful feeling. YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Then along about the third cup of coffee, it's less exhilarating. WTF should I do now?
THINGS TO DO ON A SNOW DAY
1) Surf around on internet. Look up "protean." Try stalking old friends.
2) Tweeze unwanted eyebrow hairs.
3) Start a new crossword.
4) Gnaw on half of a cold hot dog.
5) Reset speed dial in alphabetical order.
6) View Eddy Izzard's Cake or Death routine on YouTube for the hundredth time.
Have a few more laughs and watch a few more of his. See if you can recite them by heart.
7) Consider exercising.
8) Try to remember other words you meant to look up to avoid seeming ignorant in class.
9) Go back for other half of hot dog.
10) Curse scale for its arbitrary sense of superiority.
11) Work on awesome dance moves to Wilson Pickett's "Midnight Hour." Be careful not to break floor/ceiling underneath. This should count as exercise.
12) Practice scarf tying skills.
13) Count how many items in closet have never been worn. Have a few grapes.
14) Post lengthy observations on various Yahoo group sites.
15) Consider dusting under desk.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! NOOOOOOOOO! Stop now, dear reader.
RANDOM CUTENESS
A kitten scampering around on top of the tables at a restaurant in Paris. They are much more relaxed about pets in public places than we are.
My chic daughter on a footbridge over the Seine. See Notre Dame in background?
My chic and fastidious granddaughter turning two.
I must run, dear reader. I am considering exercise.
A bientot
love,
becky
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