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I took precious few pictures on this recent trip. See if you can pick the new ones, dear reader.



1) This dog leads a good life. If you don't like your Cape Cod Bagel breakfast sandwich fragment, just spit it out in the back of the Lexus and hold out for better. Show some standards. Walk away from peasants holding cameras.

2) Try to blend in with friends. Stay in the background. This is hard for me.

3) Dining at the Landfall, me wearing industrial dominatrix jewelry for no reason.
(EDIT: One more try! Can you see it?)








4) Some church

5) Salad Nicoise on the deck in Falmouth. I ate this in its entirety, after consuming vast quantities of muffins throughout the day. In fact, you could have called it The Muffin Visit.

6) Sippewissett atmosphere or Italian villa. You make the choice.

7) Some other church

8) They're still building new condos at the Cape.

9) Number Ten Downing Street or security guard at Hannaford's? This is how I learn to deal with students.

10) I have to be so careful sunbathing at the Cape. It's a good way to dry your nails, though.

11) Be darn sure you know the way to the beach.

12) Employees of the Month at Stop 'n Shop Hyannis.

13) Woods Hole senior citizen.

I'm sorry, dear reader, but the muffins are threatening to overtake the blog today, the same way they overtook the vacation. It was delicious fun.

Next? Two weeks of cleaning, perhaps doing my syllabus (GROAN) and preparing for Wild House Party. Later.

A bientot

love,

becky

This is what you see out the window in Illinois.

Corn, baby! Lots of it!

As high as an elephant's eye, I'm pretty sure.





But at Milennium Park in Chicago, you turn around and see this.








This guy spits at another guy. You have to be there. It's also great when you get sprayed if it's 95 degrees, which it was.












Then you drive a ways and get to your U of I alma mater and pose late at night. U of I is way cool, dear reader.





Here I am in an earlier shot in front of the student union. I love it there.

It's stately and majestic. We were ready to test it against the University of Wisconsin. Badger Fever!




U of W is cool because it's the state capital.

You can take a tour and find out it was the thirtieth state, named for President James Madison, who had recently died.
"Forward!" is the motto.






Look in and see the idealistic citizen taking the tour in air conditioned comfort.






They don't have a grand quad as U of I does, but they do have a way cool Terrace, which looks like a resort. Students sit there and look out at Lake Mendota.







Here are two of my acquaintances enjoying the day on the U of W campus. We managed to pound down two pitchers of beer.

I don't even like beer.

But it was cooleo way fun to do. I sacrifice when I have to.



You can visit the Frank Lloyd Wright estate near Madison, which is called Taliesin. If you have read LOVING FRANK, you are waiting for them to tell you in which room was the grisly murder, but they don't.
It's still very interesting, including this piece of a roof which is fighting with the tree for survival.



When you are in Wisconsin, you must eat cheese curds. They are very delicious and they squeak when you eat them. This purchase did not make it back to Illinois.




More later, dear reader.
I am in the middle of Humongous Huge Vacation Travels.
love
becky

Time since last match: 15 years, we think.

Some brain cells? Diminished.

Others: sharp as ever.







Items forgotten in the fridge by Becky and never served:
brie
grapes
homemade mango salsa




We play men against women. It's vicious.

Wanna know how vicious?

Years ago, the question asked the identity of a famous New York Giants quarterback. We couldn't remember if it was Y. A. Tittle or Tuttle.

THEY WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO US.

Okay? Get it?

Does that set the tone?


Hardy har. They love thinking about that. Just look at them. God, we showed 'em, didn't we?

Sometimes the subject veers off a bit.

Ahem.


Last night the women were asked a series of questions about Supreme Court Justices.

Yeesh. What are we, freakin' lawyers? We got off to a slow start. Shown here a very bad photo of our icon--some old defeated hippie skank playing a guitar. You can't get the wedges into these new icons so we also used an old one and hauled it around next to the new one. It was like having a whole bunch of bratty missionary kids trailing after you. Trust me, you had to be there.




Things finally picked up for us.









There was some inter-gender fraternizing at times.





One question was: "What does DSL mean?" The girls tried to suggest that it was the monogram of Yves St. Laurent's (YSL) little known younger and more tech-savvy brother, Doug (sometimes called Dan'l by law enforcement--he brought the Internet to outlying areas).
Well, shit.
They didn't buy that either.
One of our questions was about which Supreme Court justice performed Rush Limbaugh's goddamn marriage ceremony. I encouraged my team to answer Sandra Day O'Connor and so we got it wrong (Clarence Thomas).
I ate too much and couldn't get to sleep till after 4am.
It was wicked fun.

Tomorrow I am off to the midwest.
Never have I Lived the Dream so fully, dear reader.
love,becky

And now for some World Cup analysis.

Um.

Er.

I think....

Well....

The truth is I watched half an hour of the whole thing.

That half an hour did happen to be the final game between Netherlands and Spain (victorious Spaniards shown above). As usual, the action went something like:

A few people kick the ball and EVERYONE RUNS THRILLINGLY DOWN THE FIELD.

Then the goalie comes out and stops the ball, kicks it, and EVERYONE RUNS THRILLINGLY IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

Repeat for one hour while the game remains scoreless.

I thought I was watching the Lakers give acting performances half the time.

ARE YOU BLIND?

WHAT A TERRIBLE CALL! I think I read that something like eleven "yellow cards" were given and those are for unsportsmanlike conduct or not following the rules or things like that. They're not given if you have bad breath. You have to inadvertently kick your feet in the air and pound someone full-force in the chest. Then you would get one.

The game was decided on an after-match free kick. That doesn't seem right. The commentary was frequently dulled by the horrible penetrating sound of the vuvuzelas.

Instead of hearing crowd noise, you heard this tremendous reverberating, well, what would you call it, a dial tone?--you have reached 1800ATRILLIONMOSQUITOES --that threatened to drown out the deadpan unexcited announcers.

"Yes, you can see the enthusiasm."

"Oh yes."

"Zimfkdjetk inbounds the ball and almost gets a goal on that one."

"You can see the enthusiasm."

Yeesh, you'd think you were at a golf match, although at least the golf announcers get somewhat worked up.

Why don't Americans care about the World Cup? It doesn't make sense. We love sports. We are totally into it. Our kids play it from an early age. People are always saying that soccer interest is going up and up. Is it? I'm not aware of it.

THEORIES ABOUT WHY AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT SOCCER

1) We're not that good at it.

2) We didn't start it.

3) We can't keep track of all those countries and are too lazy to look up spelling of vuvuzela.

4) We have too many sports as it is. It's too much to follow.

5) The history isn't there. The rivalries aren't there. So it seems boring.

6) I can't think of another one.

I am off on further travels, dear reader, but I will keep you posted on the Great Yogurt Dilemma. Meanwhile, we should all rejoice that some things are the same the world over.

A bientot

love,

becky

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