Words I Can't Say in French
The annoying man on Rosetta Stone will not accept my pronunciations of the following words:
Cheval.
Non.
CheVAL.
Non.
CHEval.
Non.
CHEVAL, YOU MOFO, I'M SAYING IT THE BEST I CAN!
Non.
Professeur.
Non.
ProfesSEUR.
Non
All right, YOU say it.
Professeur.
Professeur.
Non.
Trois.
Non.
Twah.
Non.
Terwah.
Non
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME GODDAMMIT, TROIS TROIS TROIS!
Non.
How likely is it that there will be a teacher with three horses in our hotel? See what I'm saying? They ought to get me to the good stuff, like yes bring me the satin sheath and the bonbons. I don't know how long I can last on this primitive material.
Zeut alors!
Merde!
A bientot
love,
becky
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