Dear?
G: Honey?
T: Yes?
G: I'm so happy you are wearing a regular hat.
T: Yeah, me too.
G: The bag was foolish.
T: Yeah, well....
G: You call much more attention to yourself with a bag over your head than merely looking normal.
T: Hey baby?
G: Besides, no one has ever heard of Hannaford's grocery store, whatever it is.
T: Hey, baby?
G: Yes, love?
T: Have you ever heard of the Buffalo Bills?
G: I suppose that is more American sports. You know I am not into that.
T: Yes, but have you ever heard of them?
G: I think so. They are eaten with blue cheese dressing, isn't that right?
T: Very funny. Tim Russert is a big fan of the Bills.
G: Are you taking me for dinner?
T: Yes. The Buffalo Bills went to four Super Bowls.
G: I am really in the mood for Thai.
T: You're not listening, Giselle. The Bills lost four Super Bowls in a row. Did you hear me? In a row.
G: That is terrible. Did they wear bags over their heads?
T: Don't you think that's a lot worse than losing one Super Bowl?
G: Certainly, darling. I am going to splurge and eat half of an egg roll. I promise. Is that your cell?
T: Oh man? When is Eli going to stop prank calling me?
G: Doesn't he know that's really childish?
T: Yeah, Peyton does it too sometimes. But wait. It's not Eli.
G: Oh darling, take a deep breath. Things can't be any worse.
G: It's Bridget.
Things can always be worse, dear reader.
I'm enjoying spring break. In the words of one of my students I am grinning "from ear to ear to ear."
A bientot
love,
becky
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